Oh, y’all, do I have a treat for you today. Munchkin Monday, the 2.5-year-old Munchkin edition. This kid… Here. I’ll just let you see what he was up to all those years ago.
Munchkin quote of the day: “Mommy, you have three choices. You can play play-doh with me, or you can go to timeout.”
I’m pretty sure I played Play-Doh.
I just freaked myself out the second time today by walking into the Munchkin’s room and seeing Mickey Mouse tucked into bed the way the Munchkin usually sleeps at night.
I did the same thing again last week, except in Buttercup’s room.
Q: What do you get when you combine a two-year-old, a toy box full of various toys, and a salad spinner?
A: Mommy asking, “Why are you spinning your monkey?”
My cat just fell off the bed while trying to snuggle me.
Considering I was pregnant with Squeaker at the time, I’m sure she thought it was my fault.
I was startled awake by the strangest noise last night. A cat? Late night revelry by the neighbors? Alien motherships? Nope, just my husband sneezing. 🙂
Seriously, y’all… the man has the loudest sneeze ever.
SuperHubby:”Munchkin, do we like Jinxie cat?” Munchkin:”Uh-huh.” SuperHubby:”So what should we do with her?” Munchkin:”Put a ring on her.”
Thank you, Beyonce.
Me: “You’re so goofy.”
Munchkin: “I’m not Goofy, Mommy. I’m Donald Duck!”
I just declared no veggies with dinner tonight, so SuperHubby started singing “No veggies, no veggies, la-la-la-la-la-la.” The Munchkin chimes in with “No wedgies, no wedgies, la la la!”
To this day, we still try to avoid wedgies with dinner.
SuperHubby to Munchkin: “Did you just speak normal English, or was that total gibberish?”
Munchkin: “I just burped.”
Hope y’all have a great week!
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