A Year of Happy Mondays – Ten Things You’ll Be More Amused By Than I Am

painted smiley on human fingersI get that not everybody is into this whole Happy Monday thing. So this week, I’m stepping back from those things that make me smile, and instead sacrificing myself for your grins and chuckles. Because these ten things don’t necessarily make me smile, but I suspect they’ll give you a little laugh at my expense.

Therefore, I present to you:

TEN THINGS I HAVE EITHER STEPPED ON OR GOTTEN ON MY CEILINGS BECAUSE OF BEING A PARENT

(And no, I’m not going to tell you which I’ve stepped on and which I’ve found on my ceiling. It’s much more fun to let you guess.)

10. Legos

9. Sticky, squishy dinosaurs

8. A banana

7. Liquid iron supplement

6. I. Don’t. Know. (This is the most disturbing, by far. And yes, you still have to guess if I’ve stepped in it or found it on my ceiling.)

5. A fork

4. Goldfish

3. Toothpaste

2. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich

1. Wet Cheerios

You ready? Guess away! Which of these have I stepped in, and which have I found on my ceiling? Amuse me! The person with the most correct answers wins bragging rights. 🙂

In the month of June, my family and I are moving! But I love you guys, so I’m giving away a surprise to one blog commenter. I don’t know what it will be (yet), but it will be fun, and it could be anything! (I’m thinking it might be related to THE HUSBAND GAMES.) Want to enter? Just comment on any blog that I post in the month of June. The more blogs you comment on, the more chances you have to win! Limit one entry per post, though feel free to comment as much as you wish! Full contest and giveaway rules here.

7 thoughts on “A Year of Happy Mondays – Ten Things You’ll Be More Amused By Than I Am”

  1. First off number 6 still gives me nightmares. As for stepped on I will go with 10,7,6,4,3,2. For found on the ceiling 9,8,6,5,3,1. Even though my son is only two I know some of these have to go in both categories… Please just lie to me and tell me this gets better as they get older…

    1. Amber, my oldest is 6, and I’m still waiting for it to get better. He has started noticing it himself though – “Mom, why’s there toothpaste on the ceiling?” And – in the spirit of full disclosure – I was the source of the liquid iron on the ceiling. But it was *for* one of the kids. 🙂

      And yes – number six is definitely the stuff of nightmares. 🙂

  2. LOL, Marcy – I’m sitting in a hotel lobby *dying* of laughter at the thought of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich on the ceiling. Your sense of humor ROCKS. Otherwise, you’re really close. LOL

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