Squeaker and Munchkin Attempt Stand-Up Comedy

Chicken for breakfast, in honor of the boys' song.We got out to breakfast sometimes on the weekends, and recently, we made one such trip. It was all of seven minutes from our house to iHop, during which Munchkin and Squeaker decided to launch a career in stand-up comedy.

It started when we passed a Chick Fil A billboard. Munchkin improvised a song. “Cow, cow, cow… CHIIIICKENNNNN!”

Squeaker joined in. “Chicken… Chick-ck-ck-KEN! Cooo-ooowww!”

This went on.

And on.

And on.

For a whole city block. (It felt longer, for the record.)

The boys paused for a breath, and Buttercup clapped, then added an enthusiastic, “Yay!” for good measure.

(She’s so adorable.)

SuperHubby and I chuckled softly, at which point Munchkin remembered that we were going somewhere. “Hey, guys?” he said. “Where are we going?”

“To breakfast, Munchkin!” Squeaker said. (He’s three. This slayed me.)

“I know that, Squeaker,” Munchkin huffed. “Where are we going to breakfast? Are we going to Moe’s for breakfast?”

SuperHubby and I both answered. “No.”

“Five Guys?”



“To breakfast, Munchkin!” Squeaker said again.

“Oh! Oh!” Munchkin said. “I know! We’re going to Cici’s Pizza for breakfast!”

About that time, we pulled into the IHOP parking lot. “Oooh, Squeaker,” Munchkin said, “did you see all that deliciousness in the window?”

And it was delicious, and other than me forgetting both a bib and a sippy cup for Buttercup, all was well.

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7 thoughts on “Squeaker and Munchkin Attempt Stand-Up Comedy”

  1. You must teach Munchkin & Squeaker all about Brown Chicken Brown Cow. That will absolutely launch their comedy careers for the playground crowd 🙂

    1. LOL, Angela – Munchkin’s been shrieking Brown Chicken Brown Cow for a couple years now. It’s only a matter of time before it circles back to the top of his repertoire so that he teaches it to Squeaker. And Buttercup is doing her best to learn to sing right now too. We’re in serious trouble, lol. 🙂

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