Plan a couple months in advance so you can finally lose those fifteen pounds you've been carrying around since giving birth five years ago. (And the ten each from the subsequent pregnancies.)
As the big day approaches, arrange for babysitting so you can go by yourself, or schedule the haircut
Munchkin is obsessed with crawfish. He’s never had one, but since being told you eat them by “sucking their brains out,” he asks for them All. The. Time. This morning, he asked, “Mom? When you suck the crawfish brains, do you have two brains, or do you just switch brains
While doing some research for The Husband Games, I googled “things husbands do.” The result was a list of all kinds of things husbands don't do, things women wish their husbands wouldn't do, and things husbands do to drive us women batty.
But I like my husband.
And I like
I pulled the food processor out to shred some cheese the other day, and this happened:
Yeah, I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to fit either. Took the hubby a few cuss words and several minutes with the pliers to pry the blade out of the lid. The same food processor
Thanks for stopping by! I'm excited to be here, and I hope I can add something unique and entertaining to your life, even if just for a few minutes. As this website launches, here's a quick little run-down of the types of posts you can expect to see popping up here from time to time: